I did it. I gave up Chipotle for Lent. I’m avoiding the  fluffy rice with lime and cilantro seasoning… the black beans that make it so warm… the spicy steak that makes my face sweat… the sweet, sweet taste of pico… the crunchiness and godliness of the corn salsa… and finally… and finally… (holding back a tear)… the guac. The magnificent guac! It’s so innocent! It never did anything to me, except make me long once again for the whole Chipotle experience. The guac– with its wonderful vitamin E that makes my hair shine and my skin glow! And because I always ask for extra– the guaciness that sticks to my thighs and gives me mini-love handles. Yes, Chipotle, I gave you up for Lent. And it was all for vanity! As great as I felt eating your hearty burrito bowls, I just want to lose some weight and save some money. I just can’t fork over $10 and change every day for your culinary masterpieces, fresh limes to go with my diet soda, and clean, clear forks that get died green from the guac. But… if you had mini-burrito bowls for half the price…

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